Downgrade Your Property Statistics Online To Lower Your Taxes

During the global financial crisis in 2008 – 2009, I expected the San Francisco Property Assessor Office to automatically lower my property tax bill. After all, home prices had topped out at the end of 2006 and had declined about 5% a year for three consecutive years.

Instead of receiving a property tax bill reduction, the city increased my assessed value, thereby increasing my property tax bill! As millions of people were losing their jobs and seeing their net worths get crushed, San Francisco didn’t seem to care. It wanted its money, regardless of the economic circumstance.

During the financial crisis, I ended up spending hours of my time fighting my property tax bill. I was rejected the first year, but won my case for three subsequent years.

The government expects its denizens to meekly accept all punishments and like them too. But not a Financial Samurai. At the time, there was no way I wasn’t going to stand up against tyranny.

Tax-Paying Citizens Are Often At A Disadvantage

The city not doing the right thing during an economic crisis was my rude awakening to the principle of not relying on the government for anything. The situation also made me question whether working 60 hours a week was worth it given the income tax consequences.

You can rationally argue your case with any reasonable person or institution. But when it comes to arguing against the omnipotent government, you are always at a disadvantage.

The best example of the government’s “heads I win, tails you lose” power can be found in our system for filing taxes.

Government’s Heads I Win, Tails You Lose Policy

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

OK, you don’t usually go to prison for filing your taxes incorrectly. You simply pay a penalty plus interest. But you get the point.

Ironically, if you are an average income tax-paying citizen, you are often more vulnerable to paying taxes than the very rich who have the resources to legally avoid paying taxes.

You’re also at a disadvantage when compared against the ~50% of Americans who pay no income taxes at all. After all, if you have been steadily paying your taxes, this is a clear signal to the government to keep squeezing you like a humungous zit.

Reduce Your Property Tax Bill By Downgrading Your Property Statistics On Redfin And Zillow

To counteract the property assessor office, I encourage you to downgrade your property statistics on Redfin, Zillow, and other online property estimate sites. Your goal should be to make your home look as crappy as possible.

Over the decades,I have battled many property assessors. Every single one of them have looked up my property online to see its number of bedrooms, bathrooms, landscaping, and upgrades. The property assessor also used Google Maps to get a top-down satellite view of my property.

Given you can’t rely on the property assessor to lower your property tax bill automatically during a downturn, your mission is to proactively protect yourself by downgrading your property statistics as follows:

  • Decrease the number of bedrooms you have to a still believable number. For example, if you have a five-bedroom house, decrease it to two bedrooms. Decreasing your bedroom count to one bedroom will look like an error.
  • Decrease your number of bathrooms to no more than one bathroom for every two or three bedrooms. You can turn a full bathroom into a half or quarter bathroom as well.
  • Decrease the livable square footage and the lot size. Cutting your livable square footage by half is a realistic amount.
  • Block your home’s street view from Google Maps and Apple Maps. Here’s an article on how to do so. By doing so, someone from the property assessor’s office will have to drive out to your home to check it out. And they usually will not.
  • Remove all pictures or add old rundown pictures of your home online. This tactic is excellent for Stealth Wealth and may reduce the temptation for robbers to break into your home. Now that’s a very valuable benefit!

Don’t Let Your Ego Make Your Home Beautiful

When I was young and naive, after every home purchase or gut remodel, I would go online and update my home’s statistics. If I added a new bedroom, bathroom, living room, and laundry room, I would stupidly upload pictures of the remodel. Then I would add the additional livable square feet.

Why? Because I was proud of my work and wanted to show off! But being proud and showing off only results in more…

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